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posh douche

a well-dressed douche bag
by Will Craig December 22, 2008
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Douche Cockosaurus

Any individual that is undoubtedly being an asshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. They usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.

NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.
(Member on messaged board): I dont think thats true. I have to disagree

(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!
by E. Jeezy January 13, 2009
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douche bag

someone who thinks they're tough shit and go through life being wannabes
tyler klippel is a douche bag
by duche bag hater October 9, 2008
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douche loaf

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010
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douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010
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cheese douche

An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.
Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.
by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 21, 2010
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douche quotient

Sort of like an Intelligence Quotient (IQ) the Douche Quotient or DQ measures how much of a Douche you are or what your possibilities of being a Douche are.
by Tamtortilla October 15, 2009
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