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dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .
since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.
by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
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Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
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Dong's 5th Symphony

This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.
A:What is the best song ( piece)
B: Dong's 5th Symphony!!!!!!
by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020
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Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009
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Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
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