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Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021
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to give the devil his due

Even the wicked noun should be given the credit due to him
In spite of all his wickedness,he has helped you;the devil should be given his due

To give the devil his due
by Ankiy January 28, 2021
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Tampa Bay Devil Rays

MLB team in St. Petersburgh , Florida. Stadium: Tropicana Field.

The Devil Rays exist for 3 reasons:

1. So that peolpe living in Florida who are origionaly from other states can see their team play in person without having to travel back to their home city.

2. So that other MLB teams can get some easy wins now and then

3. So people in the Tampa area would finaly stop bitching about not having an MLB team
1. He's origionaly from Cleveland, but he lives in Fort Meyes. He sure is glad he can still see the Tribe play by just driving up to Tampa.

2. If the Red Sox are going to make up some ground, they'll need some easy wins. It's a good thing they have a 4 game series vs the Tampa Bay Devil Rays next week!

3. Can you believe that Tropicana Field was built many years before the Devil Rays existed, because the Tampa area wanted an MLB team. Well they finaly got one, too bad it sucks.
by osu fan August 21, 2006
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devil sold his soul

devil sold his soul

first formed in 2004 with there progressive/post hardcore sound. there first ep 'darkness prevails' released in 2005 really should of got more attention that it did.

then in 2007 they released there first album 'a fragile hope' thats what set them off, but they still need more attention

they have been touring for several years and i really recomend going to see them, its fucking amazing

released singles

2005 - Likes Its Your Last
2006 - Clouds

Ive Got To Say They Are Fucking Amazing
Devil Sold His Soul Are Just Amazing, GOO SEE THEM
by freefalling-emo August 8, 2007
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An expression used to describe an excruciatingly hot situation, either as in temperature or sexually.
Wow, beads of sweat are dripping from my brow. It's hotter than the devil's anus in here.
by reallyhot July 7, 2010
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slang term for weather condition when it is raining and the sun is shining at the same time
Jack and Jill walk outside:
Jack: Looks like the devil is beatin his wife.
Jill: Yea I think its so pretty when its raining and the sun is shining at the same time.
by shellfacenb11 December 3, 2010
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better the devil you know

Said when it's better for you to know someone that's a dick than to not know someone who's a dick. Or it's better to deal with someone/something you don't like than to deal with something/someone that you DON'T know. Similar meaning to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
"Ugh that Paul's being a right knob at work... He's after that promotion!"
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."
by kweenmcr September 22, 2016
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