Dan Nickerson

A type of humanoid lizard that can slink under and inbetween doorways will always pull the seniority card with other lizards of similar status

“I should’ve got first pick of the vehicles!”
“Dude your acting like a real dan Nickerson”

by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025

danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.

stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr

by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011

Dan

verb. to Dan someone. i.e to cut off the tip of someone's dick, giving the impression that they have a smaller penis than before. This is done to imitate the Dan, also known as the man with a 0.5mm penis

Jake: Dude, Alexander pissed me off, so I just Dan'd him
Carl: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alexander: *Screaming* I BECAME DAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by GEneralfIGs March 15, 2018

dans ma trousse

The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...

French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."

by glebus June 17, 2024

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I wasn’t able to park my boat before I canal Danned this weekend.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023

Dan Breezing

Freezing

when one is cold...''man im 'DAN' today.....ha ha his friend replys. im dan breezing too

by Jimmyallslang March 6, 2012

Spilly Dan

The little table troll that spills peoples drinks in their laps at bars.

'Spilly Dan' strikes again with half a beer to the crotch region. Now I'm cold.

by ElizabethFarbar March 9, 2011