cracking out

to turn up with the perfect thing needed to make a bad situation good, or a good situation better.

"he felt it was getting awkward, so he cracked out the champagne"
"alright mate. it's getting dark, im cracking out the horror movies"

by dontfuckingzuccmedude August 10, 2020

crack shed

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.

Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.

by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020

Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022

crack shipper

that one fangirl/guy who scorns canon and screams "I SHIP IT" at midnight. Never ever ever say you disagree with a ship in a crack shippers presence, or prepare to be bitten.

random: "Thats such a weird ship... they must be a crack shipper."

crack shipper: "STFU YOU B***** DON'T F******* S**** ON MY OTP

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

CRACK POWER

Crackhead strengthison , kind of is not for the people's only the crackhead manez

“Marmow , you gots it , remember CRACK POWER”

by CheapMayo April 22, 2022

crack-a-thon

When you go on a prolonged bender smoking some Crack Cocaine, usually lasting only a couple hours though because you smoke all your crack then have to go find some more.

nah dude that shit was insane, a crack-a-thon if you will, we stayed up till 3pm the next day smoking hard and ran out then had to go get some more

by Kleowasnthere May 22, 2022