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coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."
by JimBean25 May 11, 2017
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urban coffee

A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.
Hey babe do you want to do urban coffee to today.
by GgTheFatMan July 22, 2022
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Coffee

Wierd Shit That Makes 14 Year Old White Girls Go Crazy
OMG You Got A Fucking Starbucks Coffee
by ZdziChu March 2, 2020
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Coffee Machine

how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine
by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020
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Coffee Buddy

A coffee buddy is someone who you like to go drink coffee with. They are very common. So common to the point where everyone has at least one in their lives. The best thing is that there could be any gender combination. There are male-male coffee buddies, female-male coffee buddies, and female-female coffee buddies. Good qualities to have in one are someone who likes coffee, duh, and someone with who you can have good conversations.
B- Hey I saw Jess today.
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one
by Adam buckley September 23, 2021
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coffee

Term used by the dolan twins stan twitter geoupchat to express a gossip or personal information belonging to someone else; the tea ; the scoop; news
by Risa. August 5, 2018
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big coffee energy

An affectionate way to refer to someone who's tired and overworked all the time.
Person 1: "why is he so grumpy all the time"
Person 2: "nah dude he just has big coffee energy"
by park1ng_l0t April 2, 2023
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