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Christmas Eve 2023

A day where Kee Wei joins for dinner and drinks.
by Straits Times December 22, 2023
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christmas hot dog

Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"
by Christmas hot dog January 1, 2017
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Christmas

Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.
Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Christmas Dave

We were supposed to get together on Christmas Dave but everyone was too tired to go out
by klausfiend December 26, 2021
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Pre Christmas

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
by Atheguy November 1, 2023
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Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.
December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
by ScarettRose December 27, 2011
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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