Captain crunch

When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.

Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!

Girl: that's a captain crunch :P

by Happy josh May 15, 2015

Captain Kirk

Work. One's place of employment.

"See you later, I'm off to Captain Kirk"
"Captain Kirk sucks! I'm going on the dole!"

by Simon Cowels May 24, 2008

Captain Awesome

A kid named Clay that makes shit happen.

"Hey Clay"
"Hey Clay"
"Dude, its Captain Awesome to you"

by wienerhouser June 26, 2009

Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.

Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!

by lordosmo January 9, 2012

captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

by kefka March 5, 2004

captain mysterio

Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!

Bite me, bite me,bite me. Aye aye captain!!!!!

by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004

Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009