Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

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Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.

“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”

by artythesmarty May 20, 2024

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Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.

"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024

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captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud

Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.

by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024

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Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.

Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

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