Baltimore Boat

(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.

(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.
(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.
by AQ22 March 29, 2024
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florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina
me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat
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boat butting

The act of boating someone's butt.
MJ talking to the group; "did you hear Michael is boat butting Liz, I heard she loved it"
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Nice Boat

When someone’s ex disposes them for cheating.
“Man, John got Nice Boated. Moral: Don’t cheat.”
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Louisiana Fishing Boat

The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.
Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.
by frogonlogs November 25, 2015
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missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
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banana brown boat

I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat
by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017
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