this shit is bananas

in gwen stefanis song, when rumors made up about her were fake
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or just her shit in her toilet was bananas
"oh no i did not kiss that usher boy! that shit is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! cuz im a cheerleader so i have to say it out loud to remember how to spell it!"
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"honey.. today i had a banana and peanut butter sandwich i looked in the toilet and the shit was made out of bananas"
by virginia April 26, 2005
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banana skin

The effect on the penis when Gay sex occurs with a curry obsessed man with a diarrhetic arsehole.
Gay Dave:Korma?

Jullian:Yeah you got it pal.

Gay Dave:Thanks! Good job you let me shit in you're mouth first...
by Shitballs July 06, 2004
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banana downstairs

referring to the occupation of a penis on a male.

can also be used to state the appearance of an erection.

finally, this can be used to refer to the obvious change of a public area on a woman.
girl, did you check out that banana downstairs?? damn!!

all of a sudden a banana popped up downstairs!

did you check that bitch out?
yeah, i guess she got a penile implant.
damn, she got a banana downstairs!
by pass a dena June 07, 2006
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Banana split

When a man puts scoops of ice cream, nuts, chocolate syrup, and a cherry near his genitals and a woman does a "split on the banana"
"Woah bro I didn't really think she'd do the banana split!! "
by Black lémon April 18, 2016
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Banana Split

When a transgender male to female has the full vaginoplasty, the penis is split in half and pushed back inside creating a fully functional and cosmetically accurate vagina. Slang for the operation is the banana split.
by Clara Fication June 05, 2016
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banana scrub

the act of an Asian giving a hand job. when the male ejaculates she takes the cum and puts it on the sponge and washes herself with the cum sponge.
"yo dude m GF gave me a banana scrub last night"
by matt and ryan69 December 16, 2011
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Fried Banana

Fried Banana: (sexual act) When you're fu*king a girl from behind, pull out and cum on her ass as she farts and you light it!!! "KABOOOM! The Fried Banana!!!"
"Hey you remember that chick Shirley from the laundromat last week? Yeah well I took her home and gave her the Fried Banana!!" -some douche
by JG Trayne April 25, 2013
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