Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

Bud Bucked

A term for getting extremely drunk off of a bud light

Johnny got so bud bucked last night after prom!

by partalacine March 20, 2023

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

bro backer

When you understand that your little brother is horny but frustrated alot and tired of masterbating all the time. You provide him with a girl to fuck and get a blowjob from.

Numerous times after I hear sex noises going on, my little brother will come out of his bedroom naked except for a little towel around his waist. He then says to me, "dude, thanks for being not only a bro backer but also a good brother. The girl you got me is a freak! She said she wants to rim me, suck my toes and drain my balls again."

by Watchinfool October 2, 2023

Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.

That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.

by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024

Shitpost Backpedalling

When you, in the moment, think you just posted the funniest thing online, but have second thoughts and eventually delete it after reviewing it thoroughly, typically by trying to see it from the perspective of the audience.

Wait, did Phil delete his Story, where he argued that Harry Potter shouldn't have been British? I wanted to send that to someone.

I guess he's shitpost backpedalling. I thought it was funny too.

by AndyMind February 25, 2024

The backends of a shitstain

Moycullen

Eric: ‘hey you ever been to moycullen?’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’

by Defy dude April 24, 2024