hypocritical*
Anti Flag is a punk rock band that you listen to when you wear all black clothes and/or are a pot smoking liberal who thinks he knows how to run a country.
Anti Flag is a punk rock band that you listen to when you wear all black clothes and/or are a pot smoking liberal who thinks he knows how to run a country.
by Mr. Dibbs October 24, 2005

BEFORE YOU PISS YOURSELF AND DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION, PLEASE REALIZE I AM NOT BASHING ATHIEST. JUST ANTI-THEISTS.
USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.
Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.
Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
friends.
USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.
Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.
Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
friends.
Regular person: I'm going to church on Sunday, want to come?
Atheist: No thanks, I'm not really into that sort of thing.
Regular Person: Oh, that's cool. I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Anti-theist who overheard their conversation: Faggot, you are blinded by your God and you will suffer from a lack of your false promises! I will enjoy seeing you depressed from having no result in following your false faith!
Regular person: Ahh, fuck, he's not coming into work tomorrow, is he?
Atheist: No, he doesn't have a job. But hey, what more can you expect from an
anti theist?
(The 2 friends walk away, laughing at the anti-theist and his retardedness. The
anti-theist begins to jack off.)
Atheist: No thanks, I'm not really into that sort of thing.
Regular Person: Oh, that's cool. I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Anti-theist who overheard their conversation: Faggot, you are blinded by your God and you will suffer from a lack of your false promises! I will enjoy seeing you depressed from having no result in following your false faith!
Regular person: Ahh, fuck, he's not coming into work tomorrow, is he?
Atheist: No, he doesn't have a job. But hey, what more can you expect from an
anti theist?
(The 2 friends walk away, laughing at the anti-theist and his retardedness. The
anti-theist begins to jack off.)
by fgsfdsMASTER February 24, 2009

(n.) That which opposes buttsekz.
Homework and examinations for school or work are commonplace examples of the prevalence of anti-buttsekz. Life.
by Wei Han December 22, 2005

A guy who treats women like shit and thinks anyone who doesn't do the same is a simp because he can't comprehend the idea of being a good person and not just being nice to get favors.
Mark: Lauren I like your shirt!
Chad: ew Mark you're such a simp.
Lauren: No Chad you're just an anti-simp douchebag who fails to comprehend that not everyone is an ass like you.
Chad: ew Mark you're such a simp.
Lauren: No Chad you're just an anti-simp douchebag who fails to comprehend that not everyone is an ass like you.
by Nonbinary.Finn April 15, 2020

by Amanda December 11, 2004

the community i used to be in and i left it its full of retards and neckbeards who say" REAL VIDEO!!" or "epic nuke"
its fucking annoying dont socialize with these idiots. most of their points are just "cope seethe mald , ratio fetus moment or fatherless child" they think they can take an entire community down with nukes and hacking youtubers which if you ask me is retarded
its fucking annoying dont socialize with these idiots. most of their points are just "cope seethe mald , ratio fetus moment or fatherless child" they think they can take an entire community down with nukes and hacking youtubers which if you ask me is retarded
anti gachas: hahahha cope seethe mald lool
Based guy: dude you cant take a community down you basement dweller. also stop skidding thats bad you weird anti gacha's
Based guy: dude you cant take a community down you basement dweller. also stop skidding thats bad you weird anti gacha's
by Lolorator360 November 19, 2021

by seonghvva April 9, 2019
