Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 4, 2022

johnson

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis

your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson

by johnson hairy April 29, 2022

Lavonte Johnson

Bout the Weakest Knee Havin, Small Hand No lotion Having, Car seat in the DriverSeat Havin

Lavonte Johnson Your it

by HAHAHAHA69420 August 5, 2022

bad Johnson

Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.

“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”

by Sparky 550 December 31, 2023

Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018