Lemon

Somebody who is racists but doesn't know it.

Sally : All Lives Matter
Me : Sally, you are a lemon 🍋

by I hate lemons June 12, 2020

Purple Lemon Ghostbuster

A strain of Cannabis combining legendary Cali-Cannabis strains Purple Urkle + Harlequin + ? + Medi Haze into one medicinal powerhouse meant to levitate users from mental illness into a good routine. Makes you feel normal, vs. insane.

Man, that fire Purple Lemon Ghostbuster saved me from the mental hospital or worse.

by bear_on Datura April 9, 2021

Big Lemon

WOE BE UPON THEE WHO TOUCH THE BIG LEMON WITH AMPLE HANDS!

Roses are red
I live in Yemen
Woe be upon thee
Who touches the big lemon

by Mrs obama February 2, 2020

Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon

a certain bitches ideal certain fucking bitch

yoooo man, Lemon is a hottie

by Imapofuckr September 28, 2022

Jack Lemon

Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.

JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?

JL - what do you mean?

Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon

by Banchoodgang November 20, 2020

bitch lemon

When you try to draw or create a circle but it doesn't exactly turn out right and forms some weird kind of ellipse.

(there seriously needs to be word for this so I created one)

Phil had bitch lemons all over his page in art class

by Thealmightydoge64 June 17, 2021