Beard

A beard is easily grown by a woman sitting on a man’s face

Look luke has a beard he must be having fun

by Nejdbensus August 3, 2022

travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.

How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.

by brazzzzer May 16, 2017

beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.

Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”

by Mericaman June 6, 2018

dick beard

a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin

“look at that retard, he has a dick beard ahah”

by doctor johnny October 17, 2021

chowder beard

Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.

Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.

Girl he gave me that Chowder Beard

I look like I just got Chowder Beard

by swollen richard January 22, 2014

Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.

Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

egg in the beard

Getting cum in the pubic hair.

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"

by TRYBAL April 17, 2023