bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno

Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew

by Bean jewy January 6, 2018

Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.

Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”

by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022

Jew-top

A person who has a fake fro, a giant nose, and short arms, and their chin looks like balls.This person will often break their nose when they run into a wall with a boner.Person will respond to megasoreass as well.This man farts out used condoms.

Ryan: Yo whats the name for this homo?

Buddy: I believe he would be referred to as Jew-top.

by Harden5 May 1, 2013

Greedy jew

a person who wasnt gassed by adolf hitler and continued to make other greedy jews that smashed about how adolf hitler gassed their ancestors into everyones face, i cant forget to mention skyy, he is a very greed jew.

greedy jew: adolf hitler gassed my grandfather
me: whattttt

by wasfa23r3wrfds February 21, 2023

Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.

Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.

by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019

Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

by Blackty December 4, 2020

Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.

Me: Hitler did nothing wrong
Jeremy Jew: TRIGGERED
Me: lol chill

by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016