your mom

something an ipad kid says every 5 seconds

person - hey what sup?
ipad kid - your mom. {thinks is cool but is just stupid}

by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan June 4, 2021

your mom

your mom is a term people use as a last resort come-back. it is extremely fatal and can cause death but funny on children so people use it as a first resort.

person 1: found out my little brother has brain cancer
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*

by roadtoad June 8, 2021

Your mom

The most obese animal in existence, it eats a lot of the human term “hamburgers” and loves to have sexual intercourse with me.

Wait what did you said about my mom

Your mom is fat, are you dumb to not understand what I just said

by Sert J. June 16, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

by theflying_egg May 26, 2021

Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024