the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022
Get the Doing A Robertmug. by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020
Get the Robertmug. A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.
by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018
Get the Robert Wearsmug. Robert is a fun cool dude. He is a great person to have conversations with and listen to everything you have to say. He’s not ugly but he does have skinny ankles. Most roberts have short hair.
by A N D R E A 1 June 7, 2023
Get the Robertmug. A gay faggit with a big nose and no self morals. He has probably smoked 2 grams of weed in less than 15 minutes before. He hangs out with other faggots named Andrew, Evan, Brandon, Cole and Chris. He HAD a girl friend, broke up with her, for another girl with a hella think ass.
by Jonathan PickleRIIIIIIICK November 8, 2017
Get the Joshua Robertmug. He's a gypsy. No rights. No money. Skattpenger and steals from Kiwi Mini Pris, Rema 1000, Rimi etc. :)
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by He/Him/Kurdish November 21, 2021
Get the Robertmug.