Being aggressive with a situation
by BananaW11 November 17, 2018
by Bain_Train September 3, 2017
A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!
by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019
When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.
"I'm having a really rough day"
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. 😰"
"👍"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"👍"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
"What's wrong?"
"My dad passed away. 😰"
"👍"
"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."
Or ...
"How are things with Robert?"
"I found out he's cheating on me."
"👍"
"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016
A collection of small cuts and wounds on one’s thumb from excessive beer shotgunning, earned through repeated puncturing of the beer can.
Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic
Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic
by Smurpho16 December 15, 2025
by Warday1780 December 10, 2022
by AllyAx May 20, 2021