Nobel Shark

A Nobel Shark is a close word to "dumb shit" or "no brain study"

Edward: "Goddammit you fucking blast minded Nobel Shark!"
Gabriel: "Go suck a dick classic named idiot you predator"

by Shah Majee-Jahandi June 9, 2024

friendly shark

A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.

'hey is that a friendly shar- MY ARM!'
'do you know most sharks are friendly?'
Friendly shark

by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024

Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.

Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!

by joepour March 29, 2016

Shark

You bastards came from that urban dictionary explained page haven't you.

A shark is a cold-blooded fish that is found all across the world and is a carnivore, it's also included in "shark tank" where people pitch their ideas to the "sharks" to decide if they're good or not.

Dude 1 - "i searched up shark on Urban Dictionary."
Dude 2 - "Get a life you horny idiot."

by anonymous July 25, 2023

Shark

A girl who bites your cock off

BRO THAT GIRL IS SUCH A SHARK SHE BIT MY DICK OFF

by Hecker November 25, 2021

Rida shark

A teenage boy who commonly tell other children to kill themselves over a joke, then blames it on his anger issues.

You: Hey, rida when did you get 2k22, oh wait you don’t have it shitter ahahaha

Rida shark: kill yourself you little cunt I’ll kill you faggot.

by You’re gay kys September 27, 2021

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025