rusty blumpkin

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.

by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

Rusty Corncob

Referring to a herpes stricken ( or other similar STD) male penis that has not be used in awhile.

Honey, why won't you let me use my rusty corncob?

by Digital V August 20, 2008

Rusty Nachos

When a person takes a nacho chip, shoves it up a girl's ass, leaves it there for a few days, not allowing her to crap. Then force feeds her tons of laxatives, forcing her to diarrhea out the chip, then eating the chip.

I was craving some Mexican recently, but I felt like regular nachos was lame, so I made some rusty nachos with my bitch.

by The_Goblin_King September 15, 2010

Rusty Suspect

Eating out a women while smoking a blunt. The man blows smoke up the pussy causing the women to get a buzz, before the man nail her.

I was RUSTY SUSPECTING Betty, and she was so buzzed that she couldn't even stand up afterwards.

by Tough Guy May 19, 2007

rusty rooster

When you pull out of your special friend's ass and your cock is covered with santorum, but you're in a hurry, so you park it in another hole without going for the washcloth.

"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to (give a rusty rooster)." -- Becky, "Clerks II"

by The_Hat February 17, 2008

rusty fiddle

Three gay men have a threesome. One man rides a cock and when the man whose cock is being ridden cums the third man licks all the juices off

Zack, Larry, and Bob are freaks. They do a rusty fiddle at least twice a week.

by AssLicker6968 February 20, 2018

rusty badge

When the area between the balls n butthole is dirty

It's hard to spice his chili hen he has a rusty badge

by Easyrider75 November 14, 2015