To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021
Get the Coffee machinemug. by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024
Get the Swede Machinemug. The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.
"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"
by origamiman February 18, 2024
Get the The Origami Machinemug. Mom: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE AND STUDY GOD
Me: IM WATCHING THE MEME MACHINE MOM ITS AN ADDICTION KAREN
Me: IM WATCHING THE MEME MACHINE MOM ITS AN ADDICTION KAREN
by Epic Gamer Totally October 7, 2019
Get the Meme Machinemug. Nickname of EXO's Chen.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.
by lizbird July 31, 2017
Get the Chencing Machinemug. by Jajkakakkaka June 13, 2024
Get the Green machinemug. by Tallo April 14, 2020
Get the Cussing machine gunmug.