Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days
Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
by Alou_Online June 15, 2022
Get the Computer Jizz mug.When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz
by UwU fuky wuky March 7, 2020
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by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
Get the German Jizz Clock mug.1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.
2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.
3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.
3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!
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Get the Jizz Cricket mug.I was watching Lola Vibes on Porn Hub and I couldn’t help myself from shooting a load across my phone screen. Lola Vibes is the Brazilian You-Jizz-to.
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