Family

Its when a man and a woman do "it" and have kids and they form a family. They stand for each other they care for each other. And that is a family

I love my family

by use code 69 June 9, 2021

Forced Family

Basically the opposite of found family, forced family is when people are brought together, usually by one or more people, and are forced to act as a family just to make that/those person/people happy. It can turn into found family under specific circumstances but usually everyone is pretty unhappy with being a "family". It's also usually very disfunctional.

Person 1: Have you heard about that family from Resident Evil Village?
Person 2: You mean the forced family that Mother Miranda made to make herself happy?
Person 1: Yep, that's the one.

by Eumelia_the_Witch July 24, 2023

The Russell Family

The Russell’s are the definition of Love. The blessings they spread to others are constantly changing lives and bringing good into the world. Sonya, Sonny and Nyesha do Gods work but never look down on anyone instead they spend every day being the most majestic and awesome family unit imaginable. Down to earth…beautiful and the most amazing people you could ever meet.

“Hey you look like your doing good!”
“Thanks to God and the Russell family for their undying empathy, compassion and humanitarianism!”

by Brittany Krystine April 15, 2022

Family reunion

Waking up with an erection, your throbbing member is two inches inside your mother, meanwhile your father is two inches inside your beef cheeks and your undecided whether to push further into mum or backwards into dad to enhance your climax.

I can’t keep picking dad when I go to the family reunion.

by Throbbing member May 2, 2025

Happy family

Happy family- Ez and Aro - Aro like a Ez but Ez dont like aro- So aro very sad if Ez doesn't agree with it.

Happy family- Ez and Aro - Aro like a Ez but Ez dont like aro- So aro very sad if Ez doesn't agree with it.

by Ez and aro April 24, 2023

Familying

Familying (v): To partake in classic family activities with the people closest to you, like camping in the pouring rain, driving for 3 hours to find out the theme park is closed, eating your picnic before you've even
got there, or leaving at 4am to 'beat the traffic.

What are you up to this weekend? Taking the kids to Legoland for some
peak familying.

by user890022 March 26, 2024

Family Gathering

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022