Goat Cheese

A nickname for the white coating on one's tongue when not brushing often.

Dentist: Jesus Christ, Zack!

Zack: What?

Doctor: You have a bad case of goat cheese.

by GrumpisGrump October 29, 2020

goat faking

When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.

Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"

You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "

by wadeydube May 23, 2024

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Goat

Kobe Bryant, a former Basketball Player for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Goat: Kobe Bryant is the goat

by Kobe > MJ May 21, 2021

Goats

No, so hey, Jordan. That history of cooking guy was full of shit.

Hym "I mean, if goats will actively run into fire to get ticks off of themselves (or whatever)... It isn't a stretch of the imagination that they would have at some point accidentally cooked themselves. I was probably right there. That thing I said happened probably happened."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

Goated

A god-like creature which stands over everything and everyone. It can also be used to describe something/someone that is great.

1. The construction worker was goated at his job

2. Kneel before this goat-like creature.

by Goat (real meaning) July 3, 2021

GOAT

means Greatest Of All Time

Bro 1: dude who do you think is the GOAT?
Bro 2: its defo kendrick lamar

by Kendrick Lamar Duckyworth fan September 9, 2025