9/11...

GET OFF EARTH NOW

1: Hey, whats the date?

2: 9/11...
1: 💀

by no no no no no no December 12, 2020

iPhone 11

A hob

Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick

by NO! December 24, 2020

December 11

Commemoratory date for all the cheating significant others, caught or not.

Let's try and show them love for they do not understand how STDs get transferred

Bro 1: wow, look at that guy, always wondered how he turned out
Bro 2: why what happened to him
Bro 1: He got a december 11th, lost his assets and was homeless for a while. At least he has a groceries shopping cart now

by $&× October 22, 2020

august 11

slap your friend day

"YEAH! it august 11"
"oh no"

by booky shlooky October 28, 2020

November 11

a day when a legend died aka Jonathan brandis due to un-aliveing himself

Did you know that Jonathan brandis died on November 11

by Skylar Mariel January 31, 2021

11:11

The time where you can make a wish and tell someone and it will still come true. You can only wish once a day but the time of day is up to you

Omg it’s 11:11 make a wish

by Boothang123574 February 18, 2021

11 tracks of whack

The late Walter Beckers(1/2 of the. Jazz/rock duo steely dan) 1st solo album released in 1994 and produced by his duo partner donald fagen.

I got Walter Beckers "11 tracks of whack"cd at a used bookstore.

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021