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Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'
by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022
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Cayden Jones

Sooooo Smashable and such a big penis id fuck him in a heartbeat
by Cayden smashhh October 14, 2022
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Brooke Jones

Brooke Jones is a female character from the book RISK. She is known for being shy and innocent at the beginning of the first book but by the second book, she is tough and leads a rebellion against the world war. Her best friend is Cadence who died of blood loss and she has a boyfriend, Jack who is the only person she loves who's still alive. Brooke is a real fighter and someone who would never give up on her friends
by StudioAlly October 18, 2022
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Erin Jones

Person 1: Who is that??
Person 2: Thats Erin Jones
Person1: No… I think that’s a goddess
by Beeees May 11, 2022
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A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort
Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home
by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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