Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
by Rylee Willis and Summer Jamaso May 21, 2018
Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.
by BluntedBlazer December 31, 2017
by R_@_N October 23, 2019
by crayon holder June 16, 2011
A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.
"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."
"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
by TheReallyReal2 September 07, 2020