Dawson Jones

A person who loves turtles and is really smart.

He is totally a Dawson Jones

by New york urban times March 1, 2017

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024

Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.

Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!

by abyssalllll April 15, 2023

Jones boys

The father - son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023

Cobey Jones

TALL

me: dam you look like Cobey Jones

friend: im not that tall

by Y karen? September 16, 2020

Willi Jones

A absolute tank of a nigga

You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga

by Willi Jones October 30, 2019

Joe Jones

Also know sometimes as Mr.Poop or Mr. Softee, a man with a broken weewee who likes to take gay mexican mustache rides. Joe Jones is a guy who comes out out of the closet pretending he didn’t know he was gay this whole time. He will poop in a shirt and leave it at your doorstep. He drinks a drink called fay Joe so you know he is really super flamboyantly fay with 5 boyfriends.

You know how gay you are ? Joe Jones gay. You’re like indiana Jones but more gay… Joe Jones.

by Gay Matt February 28, 2023