tech support scammer

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021

Tech Shrek

A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.

I want Tech Shrek to sit on me

by xXBlazeMaster69 August 17, 2023

rocketry teacher

Unlike regular teachers a rocketry teacher generally gets paid vast sums of money. Most are fairly skilled and possess a good deal of guts. This is, of course, because they deal with multiple small children and explosives at the same time.

Someone who teaches model rocketry at a summer camp would be a rocketry teacher.

by FireBush July 25, 2006

Comfort Tech

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.

Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."

by Tobiano March 16, 2011

stupid tech

A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.

The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio

by estebansux September 30, 2011

TPM- Teacher Panic Mode

The anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren't prepared for class the next day. This day typically falls on a Sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.

Ms. Smith spent a large part of her last Sunday of holiday break in TPM- Teacher Panic Mode because she had spent all of her Christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the SIMs. She didn't think about those sniveling kids once. What are their names again…?

by Meekie4 January 5, 2014

witch teacher

A teacher that usually has major rare black hair or rare white hair, its a main priority to tell these rare feminist witch teachers to fack off

Wow that teacher made me stay in class after school!, what a witch teacher

by george maerkro November 6, 2017