jerkin off and then cummin on urself and rubbin the cum on u and then guys lick it off as they are jerking off n than cummin on the person they licked it off of.

Lucia told us he turkey jerked last night. we we're so disgusted.

Turkey Jerker by SuperDawg!!! December 2, 2004

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Jive Turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"

Jive Turkey by Raleford July 26, 2008

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turkey season

When you grab your penis (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scrotum while shouting "turkey season!". It is so named after the sac's resemblance to a turkey's neck.

"You almost done in there? I gotta pee. Wait, what are you-"
"Turkey season!"
"Oh, god, no."

turkey season by dieff April 26, 2014

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Turkey

An amazingly hot guy, particularly of Mediterranean, and more specifically from Italy. Knows how to sail a boat and drive a vespa like it's his job. Ideally, an amazing lover, deserving of a super hot and brilliant girlfriend, worthy of his stuffing and gobble.

look at that FINE turkey...i heard he's from rome!

Turkey by tacchina May 26, 2011

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