Dick Turd

A black man's penis or a white man's penis after anal sex.

I fucked Jamal lastnight and he had the biggest dick turd I have ever taken!!!

by Mr. Rain October 26, 2010

AFTER TURD

THE FECES THAT FOLLOWS THE INITIAL BOWEL MOVEMENT.

THE SLY TURD THAT FOLLOWS AFTER THE MAIN EVENT.

I LOOKED DOWN EXPECTING ONE OF MY LARGEST SHITS EVER AND SAW THAT IT WASN'T ONE BIG SHIT. THERE WAS AN AFTER TURD...

MY AFTER TURDS ARE LARGER THAN YOU.

by SLFMEBANE January 9, 2009

turd waxer

a term for someone who practices anal sex due to the shiny, so wax-like effect of semen.

'that guy is such a turd waxer'

by Jaaaaames January 7, 2005

turd cake

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

turd burglar

One who likes to endulge in anal sex.

That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!

by cbrown1969 December 13, 2010

Dirty Turd

A turd thats so super stinky and sticky that it fills not only the toilet with dirtines, but it leaves your butt hole, ass crack, and bathroom poopy.

Oh my Gawd, I just made a rinky dinky stinking rotten dirty turd.

by BeansusChristo January 1, 2012

Turd Muncher

A person who you don't like but can't quite hate

"Dude! Our Gay Uncle Evan is such… such a… um… such a Turd Muncher!"

by Too Tun Tonto July 24, 2016