Donkey Chalk

Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.

Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019

soap donkey

The act of masturbating in the shower with soap. Also known as 'making' soap donkeys.

David has been in the shower for quite a while, he must be making soap donkeys.

by soapdonkey July 7, 2014

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 March 9, 2014

donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008

swamp donkey

a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.

'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'

by keralite January 3, 2008

donkey stomp

When you're in a rush before school so to save time you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it to go through the drain.

i was in a rush today so I had to donkey stomp that shit, my mom was pissed

by kate redmond May 25, 2018

swamp donkey

Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)

Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!

That girl is such a swamp donkey

by danorlan711 September 22, 2010