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Chip

A guy who is so hot, he’s a grade A womaniser without meaning to be. He will steal your girl just by glancing at her.
Wow, look at Chip go, this is his 16th female of the day.
by BigManStan69 November 25, 2021
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The Chip

Something people say when they are trying to abbreviate Championship but are too dumb to use the correct abbreviation of "The Ship"
"Derrrr Hey Brandon, Michigan won the Chip"
by The Shipper of Ships January 24, 2024
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Chip

A dipshit, an asshole. Probably works in HR for a gas station.
Bro, you are dumber than a sack of sweaty Chip!
by eat me loser June 15, 2024
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Chipped

When pushing a chip through some dip and part of it breaks.
Bummer dude, you've been chipped! Good luck fishing that out.
by Kap21 May 10, 2018
mugGet the Chippedmug.

Crunchy Chips

The epitome of the perfect human you could ever find, this is the man u can be gay for
by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021
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pokeher chips

Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
mugGet the pokeher chipsmug.

Cherry-Chip

person who has gone through a lot of trauma in there life , pure,genuine and firm in treating people with empathy regardless of how people treat them
Hey Tom have you ever noticed the waitress? She is a Cherry-Chip
by Cherry-Chip July 31, 2023
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