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real estate agent

In hot real estate markets a housewife or soccer mom that subsidizes the household income by listing family and friend's houses for sale. Usually not very knowledgable about anything related to real estate, a real estate agent is often considered a career choice while raising children.
Hey hon, is your cousin Margie still a real estate agent or should we hire someone to sell the house? I can't remember if her kids are in school now.
by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016
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niggas aint real

term used mostly in new jersey to refer to someone who is phoney/two-faced, that acts fake, or do something grimey
John: "yo where you been i've been hitting you up all day i told u last night i needed you to take me up to the hospital to see my mom"
Mike: "i aint feel like leaving my house, i had this banging shawty over"
John: "niggas aint real"
by teeneisha April 15, 2008
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real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.
T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."
by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011
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Prime Real Estate

A parking space at a department store, specifically Wal-Mart, which is centrally located to the entrance/exit AND a shopping cart stall.
Tooty! Park there! That's some Prime Real Estate....
by Kelvey October 30, 2008
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For real? Derrick Forreal !!!

I went to this club and this girl was all over me. Other person responds: "For real...(both person) say Derrick Forreal !!! (a.e from the movie Blow, Paul Rueben)
by Max January 20, 2005
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real estate agent

Used by guys in their late-twenties, early-thirties when unemployed/ living off their trust fund. Requires lots of dinner meetings, drinks out, golf and fishing. Only property ever bought/sold is for their dad. Often in need of rehab and sometimes known as a douchebag.
"What's Joe up to these days?"
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."
by ex-pat June 15, 2007
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Real Satan Hours

1. The time of day around 7:06 pm (6:66 pm) and 3:30 am when you can call upon the spirits or worship any evil being of your belief (Satan, Cthulhu, the Kraken, etc.)
2. You can also curse in any christian server when it is the real Satan hours
Johnathan: Hey, so do we start the ritual now?
Josh: No man, it is 6:00, wait six more minutes so that the real Satan hours could officially start.

Kenneth: Why the frik did that creeper steal my diamonds?
Josh: Hey!! No CUrsIng In mY ChrisTIan SerVeR!!
Kenneth: but it's 7:08, It is the Real Satan Hours.
Josh: Darn
by scarez_was_here October 3, 2017
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