September 29

These people born on this day are fake friends.

You: It’s my birthday, September 29th!

Ryan: You’re a fucking fake you big booty bitch.

If you dislike this you were probably born on September 29th and failed the vibe check.

by what the steelers fan December 2, 2020

September 2

People born this day tend to have vaginas that smell like swamps resulting in SWAMP PUSSY

Damn Kesha yo pussy stank! Were you born September 2?
Killing me with your swamp pussy

by SHREK ENERGY October 26, 2019

september 30th

Kayin Quinn’s birthday @kayinelizabeth on insta

It’s September 30th? It’s kayin’s birthday

by September 30th October 17, 2019

No Simp September

a dumb month made by the boys to silence people who are trying to make people aware about su!code or whatever. Don’t make up stupid months like that 😐

person: it’s no simp September!!
other person: bro it’s literally su!c!de prevention month wtf

by iamgaylol September 1, 2021

september 10

NEVER DATE A MAN BORN ON THIS DATE ESPECIALLY IF THEIR NAME TYLER KEEP AT LEAST 10 FEET AWAY FROM HIM BECAUSE HIS. IS. MINE AND I WILL KILL ANY GIRL THAT LOOKS HIS DIRECTION

MEN BORN ON SEPTEMBER 10 SUCK

by Mostseggsypersontoexist November 28, 2021

September 2

People born on this day tend to have vaginas that smells like swamps

Woah this my swank said shrek you must've born September 2nd

by SHREK ENERGY October 26, 2019

September 2

September 2 otherwise known as national be a whore day is a day which during you act like the biggest whore in the world and increase you body count by tenfold

Hey Jessica its September 2 you know what that means its time to be whores

by Bruhtonium September 1, 2020