Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

Sloppy sizzler

Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.

I got a sloppy sizzler last night and my toes are still burning.

by Happy hamburger March 23, 2022

Gummy sloppy

Head from a toothless person, essentially just using the gums of their mouth for an incredibly wet blowjob.

My smoker stepmom took out her dentures and gave me the maddest gummy sloppy ive ever had.

by Eggyverse March 20, 2024

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.

Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!

by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016

Sloppy Rockefeller

When a man climaxes onto the face of someone and proceeds to stick as many dollar bills to the recipient’s face as possible, using the sperm as a makeshift adhesive.

No sir, we don’t accept Capital One here, however we do accept Visa, Master Card, Discover, and Sloppy Rockefellers.

by Jloon April 28, 2018

sloppy pocket

when i spill water in my pocket and it gets full of water and its wet for hours

"aw man, my water bottle opened up while i was walking and gave me a sloppy pocket again!"

by homunculuslarry June 14, 2022

Sloppy Aidan

The 69 position but its gay and somehow 14 people have been worked into it.

That was a crazy sloppy Aidan at the orgy last night!

by slightlyracist May 25, 2023