sloppy cronkite

First used on the Daily show with Jon Stewart.
When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to finish says "And thats the way it was".

I'm sure you can think of a way to use it!
Sloppy Cronkite!

by Marvin L February 4, 2007

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007

the sloppy motor

The act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty butt crack and a man motor boats the hot anus for as long as he can take the heat.

I'm going to give you the sloppy motor until you scream for mercy!

by Billy's test ice sickle January 30, 2014

sloppy pizza

zit covered vagina

I just couldnt man she had a sloppy pizza

by M95 March 21, 2014

Sloppy Johotty

An man of a mature age, (older than middle aged) who is known to be sexually active or have ejaculative problems causing them to ejaculate in their pants.

From the subberbs off the city of Sunderland, England

Hew look at that sloppy Johotty! Dirty Bast**d!

by NorthernTalk June 29, 2014

sloppy southern

A particularly wet and spur of the moment blow job. Much spit is a must, some bile and phlegm may be used/ result from the deep penetration this particular service requires.

"This girl from the bar went down on me so hard and wet it was a total sloppy southern DUDE!"

by dicksweat July 3, 2014

Sloppy Joe

The act of giving a girl anal and the orgasm is so powerful it makes you throw up all over her in the middle of ejaculation. The mix semen and vomit gives the consistency of a sloppy joe

1. Bro! Last night was so wild! Jenny let me put in her butt for the first time and it was so good that I wound up giving her sloppy joe!

2. Anal is the bomb! I almost broke my back 'cause I nutted so hard! The sloppy joe made it ten times better since we could both enjoy my orgasm!

by Gregluanus September 27, 2014