Sloppy jollopy

A sloppy jollopy is when you spunk in your hands then slap a person in the face

Haha Ryan loves a sloppy jollopy

by Bdrysdale December 9, 2019

Sloppy thick

A body that is thick but put together in a sloppy way

Ewww, she got too many rolls. Her body is so fucked up, she’s sloppy thick.

by Pr355PLAY November 2, 2019

Sloppy José

When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.

I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.

by Elena Fuente November 10, 2019

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Sloppy Joe

Another name for former vice president and 2020 candidate Joe Biden.

Damn could you imagine ever voting for old Sloppy Joe?

by goatfucker420 January 1, 2020

Sloppy tortilla

When you eat a little too much Taco Bell, have a fiery and spicy turd perfectly placed in between the breast of your companion. Soon after, you titty fuck her before she finishes you off with a sloppy bj.

I want to eat some Taco Bell tonight so we can spice up our romance in bed with the ole sloppy tortilla.

by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a female (or male) shits on a dick during anal sex

Damn this sloppy joe is messy as fuck!

by Buttplugger69 January 15, 2020