Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

Shack season

When you try and have sex with as many people as you can in one month

"Dude.. ITS SHACK SEASON"

by Lankydickfinger January 5, 2018

SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.

So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.

by Etherpixel January 7, 2018

russell sears

Hottest person alive

Hey did u see Russell sears at basketball, he was so hot I thought I was gunna melt

by Sjfjv January 21, 2018

fat season

More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.

I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.

I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.

by ulticoach May 3, 2018

Been Season

1. When someone in the group wants to try something new but everybody else has done it already and it's old news to them.

2. The meaning of being broke or been broke (no money).

1) David: Hey John, I got my first iPhone. Check out this funny emoji!
John: Mannnn... Been season. That's old!

2) John: Hey buddy, can you grab a 24 pack of beer since you're on the way to my house?
David: Man, I can't. Been season.

by MrBeenbroke May 17, 2018

Lemon Season

Lemon Season is a play on the phrase "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" meaning a period of time in which a person takes advantage of good opportunities or tries to make their life or situation better by doing certain things.

Person: I'm starting at the gym today. Going to get huuuuge
Person 2: YEAH MAN LEMON SEASON

by lemonademan1372 May 21, 2018