You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.
by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024

Can refer to two different lawyer-related people:
(1) A famous Hollywood-actor dude who would puff any law firm ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") on da boob-tube for a fat fee.
(2) A real-life b**ls**t lawyer of da same name as da tough-guy actor mentioned in Definition #1; apparently a lot of people are dissatisfied with him, both for his disgraceful performance and the outrageous fees he charges.
(1) A famous Hollywood-actor dude who would puff any law firm ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") on da boob-tube for a fat fee.
(2) A real-life b**ls**t lawyer of da same name as da tough-guy actor mentioned in Definition #1; apparently a lot of people are dissatisfied with him, both for his disgraceful performance and the outrageous fees he charges.
I'd always thought that Robert Vaughn was the "exclusive advocate" for Joe Bornstein until I saw him touting another law-firm in the exact same way in a TV -ad while I was visiting relatives in another state. It kinda reduced my trust in his positive words about "Calling Joe", especially since I actually DID call that law firm for assistance --- as have several of my friends --- and have never gotten any response whatsoever.
by QuacksO October 13, 2018

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'
by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024


Robert is a very cool person (can also be referred to as a sigma). Robert is cool because he has a B+ in biology (almost an A). His lover is named Aiden too
by Sigma Inc. November 21, 2021

Princess of the orange county
by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
