Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.

This is a 100 percent Robert Pastor disaster.

by Craig10 December 3, 2021

Robert

Robert is a male name, they are generally tall and have brown hair kept in a short style. They always try to be the comedian not knowing they are not funny at all but just an interrupting jerk.

Robert: h-
Person: NO

by Septiplier|911| September 26, 2018

roberts pillow

When a man slides his shlong against a pillow

Omg he is roberts pillow

by mARCUS Karaasskzsa s November 2, 2014

Robert lazo

Is not ugly has a amazing personality and if u say hes ugly theres something wrong with ur head and mind <3 So shut up 😋❤ and your not ugly robbie hehe

" Im ugly" No Robert lazo your not ugly :)

by Uhhhhh kla April 8, 2021

Robert

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r

by helloareyouthereiamstillhere January 29, 2021

ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..

Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Robert R Shrute

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.

Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.

by chubbyducky December 26, 2010