Nose Relish

That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.

I am pretty sure that guy has my snot on his hot dog. How does the nose relish taste buddy?

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

Egyptian Relief

When an egyptian boy dates an egyptian girl in secret and she is THICK and a little chubby!

Hey Abdhullah, whos that girl you were talking too she is kinda thick. OH that's Lina shes my Egyptian relief

by MOWITHAREALLYBIGDICK May 12, 2020

Gate religion

A religion created to have the ability to be a born again virgin. The ability to change ur virginity depending on what city you are in or just in general.

Thanks to the gate religions I’m a born again version

by Hotdaddies September 17, 2020

Hoodie Religion

A common religion coming from the north-west very common in states such as Ohio, Washington, Wyoming, and Nebraska and many more. In this religion the males wear Hoodie over their heads, while women don't have any customs. This religion follows the belief of the Bible.

What's your religion?
Oh mine is Hoodie Religion

by The World Of Men October 26, 2020

Kagodyama religion

This is the religion of Kageyama Tobio. We worship and pray to Kageyama. We also drink milk (angrily) to feel blessed by his existence. Holy water never heard of that it's holy milk.

Pray Kageyama my friend
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.

by Kageyamasqueenofthecourt October 30, 2020

covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020