Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.

Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.

by Stupidstupidman May 28, 2018

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Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.

Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!

by lgndgumball June 2, 2018

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Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings

Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn

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russian backdoor overture

A reverse titty fuck (Russian) where a man jerks himself off to completion using another’s ass crack.

Jared Kushner is very excited for his ‘Russian backdoor overture’ tonight.

by Wingding November 16, 2017

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Where beauty meets the beast.

A tantalizing gathering of luscious Eastern European femininity found living in cyberspace. Women of all ages, preferences as well as intent; each looking to share a happy ending with that special someone.

Hot Russian brides know how to make you smile.

by Lukeenluv June 19, 2016

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Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.

Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

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