Poo Monkey

When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!

Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey

by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009

poo job

When you're on the loo doing a poo and your partner gives you a blow job

"Hey baby, nothin' good to read in here, you busy?"

"It's a dirty poo job, but somebody's gotta do it"

by LKHall March 25, 2010

Porno Poo

The art of having to get naked everytime you take a shit, taking all your clothes off so they don't smell.

Friend A: "Where've you been?"
Friend B: "Just been for a porno poo"

by Super S-Dog November 28, 2010

prickly poo

A big poo that hurts like hell on it's way out. Feels like you ate pins and they are exiting your body through your butt hole

Omg I just did a massive prickly poo! I think i need a bum bandage!

by TheQueen111 May 31, 2016

Poo belly

A big fat belly that is round like a basketball and makes you look 6 months pregnant

Look at Laura’s poo belly, she looks prego.

by Natasha Cranberry October 25, 2020

Vindaloo poo

When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to poo but when you do it burns your bum hole

Man 1: cor blimey bro that curry last night was SPICY
Man 2: I know mate I had the fattest vindaloo poo after

by Mega oof February 15, 2019

Phantom Poo

When you do a terd and go to wipe your ass and theres no poo on your anus

"where did that shit go,must have been a Phantom poo

by Phantom Poo Man August 30, 2006