by joeytheleo July 29, 2014
Get the Personal Water Skismug. A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.
Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
by Ophen October 14, 2023
Get the Golden Retriever personmug. When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.
by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017
Get the small person syndromemug. A mental illness that is marked by paranoia, antisocial personality, narcissism, and sadism. The North Korean dictatorial Kim family are the first ones to be diagnosed with such mental illness.
Kim psychotic personality runs in the family and is easily spread by years of desensitization, brainwashing, and other factors.
by Yobberson June 21, 2017
Get the Kim psychotic personalitymug. An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.
yes I am this person
yes I am this person
Jack: Hey Kayla
Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!
Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later
Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!
Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict
Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!
Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later
Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!
Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict
by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017
Get the coffee person/addictmug. a gesture of congratulation or celebration in which a person slaps their raised palms together in the absence of a friend to share an exciting moment with.
by JGun March 25, 2011
Get the personal high fivemug. A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
Get the Monkey in a person suitmug.