Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

Periodist.

Term used to describe discrimination against separate periods in a school day, such as one assignment being assigned to one class and not the other.

Person 1: Dude, our science teacher is periodist.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: He didn't give your class the assignment, but he gave us it.
Person 2: Yeah, that is kinda periodist.

by deltuhhsharter February 21, 2024

Periodt

An ending of a sentence. A "case closed" but in one word.

Janice: Gurl, if he can't support himself, how can he support me?

Tasha: He can't. And that's on periodt.

by Pookers. December 14, 2023

Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.

I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.

by Failurebitch March 11, 2025

perioded

when ur period leaks so much

"I went home and it perioded all over"

by jellybean0xx April 28, 2025

coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011

duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017