The Jump Off

The side chick

Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels

Tiger is my jump off bitch

by Dawn Ardi December 31, 2009

Jack Off

1. What a man does when his penis erects into a throbbing, veiny, pulsating, kinetic hard-on, stroking the shaft repeatedly up and down with his hand until the penis barfs up massive amounts of white-nut vomit in either a clean, streaming squirt or in a gelatonous, oozing mass.

2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.

3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.

1. "Boy, I just watched too much Full House, I need to go jack off".

2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".

3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".

by Mr. Friscus February 3, 2010

Slugging Off

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism and scissoring the practice has many colloquialisms.

"I'd love to see those two birds slugging off!"

by M4$h October 16, 2009

bitch-off

1.When two bitches use their instinct and jealosy skills to bitch at eachother like fucking loosers. All because of gossip.

2.great form of entertainment

There was a bitch-off between jane and regina because jane spread the word of regina getting fingered by her boyfriend tom. It was an awesome show.

by nathan aka natedoggggggggggg July 26, 2005

off the meter

Very good, awesome, great.

That party was off the meter.

That girls ass is off the meter.

by resk March 1, 2005

jack off

if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.

if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?

why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

bake off

A competition to see who can get more baked, i.e. who can smoke more weed.

Person 1: Holy shitt dude, this is my 29th bowl.... ive reached the plateau i think, can't do this bake off anymore..

Person 2: Stop being such a puss! I'm on my 69 bowl and I ain't even buzzed yet! *passes out*

by nirvana4lf December 27, 2008