Nathan's butter

An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.

"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022

Nathan H.

CALL HIM General Grievous lady’s.

Ooh that Nathan H. looks like general grievous, I wanna bang him.

by Brandano the great October 17, 2020

Nathan

The biggest fuckboi you’ll ever know. Save yourself the heart ache and never go after any deviation of gender that titles themselves this. They are known to be heart stealers, captivating you with their charming looks and suave gestures, but this is deceitful. For he only wants one thing, and hunny it isn’t your heart he’s after. If he hasn’t committed to you yet; he could be leading you on as you’re reading this.

Finally, if my warnings do not keep and you pursue them whole heartedly, and they don’t get what they desire most from you, then prepare yourself for over protecting their phones and “late night trips”.

Synonyms: Nate, Nathaniel

ex. 1: I can’t believe you just pulled a Nathan and got with my best friend after you said you weren’t ready for a relationship with me!

ex 2: Dang! She so Nathan’s that guy with his best friend! Oh! That’s going to hurt in the morning...

by chippednails May 18, 2021

nathan rodgers

An ugly meanie head

Nathan Rodgers is very ugly

by Food is ksjwjskaisjsbha October 4, 2017

Nathan John Cronin

the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04

“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”

by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024

Nathan

Nathan is a penguin but cannot swim

Nathan entered a pool and drowned immediately because that bitch can't swim.

by ScrumptiousFrog November 23, 2021

Nathan

For someone who is anti authority I find it funny Nathan would tell me what to do. For this reason alone I will have full creative freedom over this definition. Nathan is the type of person who hates puppies, spits on people’s food, and curses out any elderly person he encounters. Nathans are not to be trusted, they will reap your soul from your body while you sleep- and it will be a painful process. If you see a Nathan I advise you to hide, your instincts to flight may kick in but listen carefully: Do NOT run! They’re faster than you think. I pray that you never encounter a Nathan in your life, but if you do…good luck.

Do you see that thing running towards us?

Oh no…Is that?

It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-

by bwtriz December 26, 2021