A social media page where helicopter mom over react about everything they see a teen doing in the town of Zionsville IN.
Zionsville mom: I saw John Doe last night on his scare board and he was causing a ruckus in the town, his parents should be ashamed of his actions.
Reality: John was quietly scaring home from work.
Zionsville mom: I saw John Doe last night on his scare board and he was causing a ruckus in the town, his parents should be ashamed of his actions.
Reality: John was quietly scaring home from work.
The Zionsville Moms always overreact
by Big boybricker October 01, 2019
Joe:You’re the size of the galaxy my guy
Yuri:Ur mom gay
Joe:(instantaneously gets burned in a fire)
Yuri:Ur mom gay
Joe:(instantaneously gets burned in a fire)
by Gru_da_god April 28, 2020
Excessive love for one's mother, often past the point of ordinary mother and son relation. Often used as a tease/insult for a person who's overly protective of mother, and is shortened as mom con or mom-con.
John: Yo that kid Kenny seriously kisses pictures of his mom every morning when he wakes up. I've even heard that he baby talks to her whenever they speak to each other.
Gideon: What the hell... sounds like a serious mama's boy.
John: No way at that point its just a severe mom complex.
Gideon: What the hell... sounds like a serious mama's boy.
John: No way at that point its just a severe mom complex.
by Falco3688 December 21, 2020
by JohnNostrils December 18, 2013
Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash
Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom
Boy 1: I would still smash tho
Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom
Boy 1: I would still smash tho
by Big Despacito Boi June 02, 2019
When a mother figure exaggerates the amount of minutes you did or didn't do something. She makes it from the amount of minutes it actually takes and says more, this in itself is it's own antonym. Due to this can be understating or exaggerating something.
Mom: You were supposed to be home 30 minutes ago!
Son: I was supposed to be home ten minutes ago. I don't know why your clock runs on mom minutes.
Son: I was supposed to be home ten minutes ago. I don't know why your clock runs on mom minutes.
by Jake145 March 25, 2012