You always hear about/see a movie about a professor that thinks the mailman or newsboy is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriett Tubman was a spy for the motherland, Jim Carrey is a spy from Canada, or that something isn't right about the obnoxius usher at the theater. Their imagination seems to always be limited to what they see when they first walk outside in the morning, despite people's claims that their minds are so beautiful.
The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a Central American spy because he was afraid that people would think he was racist.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the Beautiful mindmug. Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!
A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the inverse-proportion of business-mindingmug. Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Get the Nopen Mindedmug. The kind of guy who thinks there is more drama in somebody else's family, or that growing up in another city really lowers your life expectancy more than not thinking does.
The empty minded guy was from California, a land of palm trees and sunny beaches, so he thought nobody else around him in his town was thinking either, that it was something only people way off in the east did, since California was already perfect.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
Get the Empty mindedmug. Implying that a person (older than 14) is not mature due to a statement that they made in replying to you.
Guy1: After we done playing we gonna be real dirty.
Guy2: Agh sick dude why you telling me?
Guy1: . . . mxm. . . Dude why you gotta be so liquid minded?
Guy2: Agh sick dude why you telling me?
Guy1: . . . mxm. . . Dude why you gotta be so liquid minded?
by Vinchenzo Salvator March 6, 2016
Get the Liquid Mindedmug. super cool and epic has very big dick and whenver the dick falls off it regrows bigger mind is very smart real no scam if you have a mind in your life you should cherish him because they are very pogger champ
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by artfulhollow November 29, 2023
Get the Mindmug. by watermellon10 March 17, 2020
Get the mind blownmug.