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Matthew

A name given to a person with a particularly large cock
Matthew is the best name
by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022
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Matthew is a generous person he fine and short and dark skin. Matthew are the best boyfriends in the world I suggest that Matthews date Esthers because they belong together. Esther are outgoing and sweet just like Matthew. All females need a Matthew in their life
Girl 1- hey girl 2 did u see Matthew

Girl 2- yea I did he looking good today
by I’m the right one November 4, 2019
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A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets
That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew
by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
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Great one of a kind guy will always Be there when you need him. Sensitivethen he has to be lines everything very quick Absolutely amazing in bed. And cares about other people's feelings more than his self. And that usually are well endowed.
Matthew is a great name
by ONEANONLY February 13, 2020
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the guy that owes me $16
"Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"
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A good person, unless your talking about me, then a real shitty person
Me: There is only one bad Matthew, and its me
by Im Fucking Ur mom right now ;) January 31, 2022
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Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.
I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.
by potatodonkey February 24, 2022
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